Parents Angry Over Controversial Sex-Ed Class
Planned Parenthood teamed up with Acalanes High School in Lafayette, CA and freshman are being taught a new ‘controversial’ form of sex-ed. According to comedy network, Fox News, 13 and 14 years are no longer being taught the old condom on
Parents Angry Over Controversial Sex-Ed Class
Planned Parenthood teamed up with Acalanes High School in Lafayette, CA and freshman are being taught a new ‘controversial’ form of sex-ed. According to comedy network, Fox News, 13 and 14 years are no longer being taught the old condom on
Woman Develops Toilet Paper Eating Disorder
Jade Sylvester of Lincolnshire, England has one roll of toilet paper in the bathroom for eating and one for wiping. According to Jade, “While I was pregnant I went to the loo (English for ‘the shitter’) and looked at the toilet
Woman Develops Toilet Paper Eating Disorder
Jade Sylvester of Lincolnshire, England has one roll of toilet paper in the bathroom for eating and one for wiping. According to Jade, “While I was pregnant I went to the loo (English for ‘the shitter’) and looked at the toilet
Gas Attack Sickens 19 at Furry Convention
The Midwest FurFest furry convention had to evacuate its 4000 attendees over the weekend in Chicago when a noxious odor started sickening people. Police believe the chlorine powder they discovered was intentionally planted. Is nothing sacred to terrorists? If a man
Gas Attack Sickens 19 at Furry Convention
The Midwest FurFest furry convention had to evacuate its 4000 attendees over the weekend in Chicago when a noxious odor started sickening people. Police believe the chlorine powder they discovered was intentionally planted. Is nothing sacred to terrorists? If a man
Indian Man Does Yoga While Riding Motorcycles
In a country of 1.25 billion people it’s hard to stand out. Gugulotu Lachiram has gone from simple farmer to local hero performing his morning yoga routines on his motorcycle. The Darwin Award contender admits this is risky, but it beats making
Indian Man Does Yoga While Riding Motorcycles
In a country of 1.25 billion people it’s hard to stand out. Gugulotu Lachiram has gone from simple farmer to local hero performing his morning yoga routines on his motorcycle. The Darwin Award contender admits this is risky, but it beats making
The Bumper Dumper Let’s You Go While on the Go
We’ve all been there. You’re in your car and all of a sudden you have to go the bathroom so bad it can’t wait. And I’m talkin’ #2 not #1. Well introducing the Bumper Dumper! This chick magnet accessory is
The Bumper Dumper Let’s You Go While on the Go
We’ve all been there. You’re in your car and all of a sudden you have to go the bathroom so bad it can’t wait. And I’m talkin’ #2 not #1. Well introducing the Bumper Dumper! This chick magnet accessory is
Man Attacks Pregnant Wife with McChicken Sandwich
Marvin Tramaine Hill II of Des Moines does not like McChicken sandwiches. Hill’s pregnant wife woke him from a nap recently with a McDonald’s McChicken sandwich in hand. According to Marvin his wife actually was assaulting him at first because
Man Attacks Pregnant Wife with McChicken Sandwich
Marvin Tramaine Hill II of Des Moines does not like McChicken sandwiches. Hill’s pregnant wife woke him from a nap recently with a McDonald’s McChicken sandwich in hand. According to Marvin his wife actually was assaulting him at first because
The Case of 100 Missing Brains
Austin is a great American city with a lively college scene, thriving business environment, fun music festivals and brain trafficking. Yes brain trafficking… kinda. Professor Tim Schallert, or Curator of the Brain Collection (he gets chicks) at UT Austin recently reported
The Case of 100 Missing Brains
Austin is a great American city with a lively college scene, thriving business environment, fun music festivals and brain trafficking. Yes brain trafficking… kinda. Professor Tim Schallert, or Curator of the Brain Collection (he gets chicks) at UT Austin recently reported
Double-Barreled ‘Shrimp Cannon’ Cooks Shrimp in 3 Seconds
This will be the coolest thing you see today. Japan’s biggest cell phone carrier NTT Docomo Inc. wants you to know how fast their service is. To demonstrate this they did the obvious thing by creating the most awesome (and only) double-barrel
Double-Barreled ‘Shrimp Cannon’ Cooks Shrimp in 3 Seconds
This will be the coolest thing you see today. Japan’s biggest cell phone carrier NTT Docomo Inc. wants you to know how fast their service is. To demonstrate this they did the obvious thing by creating the most awesome (and only) double-barrel
Unauthorized Selfie Sticks are Threathening South Korea
First Kim Jong Un and now this. South Korea is punishing the makers of “knock off” or unauthorized selfie sticks. These are sticks that act as arm extensions to hold your camera phone farther away so you can elevate your
Unauthorized Selfie Sticks are Threathening South Korea
First Kim Jong Un and now this. South Korea is punishing the makers of “knock off” or unauthorized selfie sticks. These are sticks that act as arm extensions to hold your camera phone farther away so you can elevate your
Robot Handjobs are Coming Soon
Tenga is a Japanese (the horn dogs strike again) company that makes masterbatory aids. The VR Tenga is a virtual reality, uh game? It takes place in the first person like Call of Duty or Doom except this time you’re
Robot Handjobs are Coming Soon
Tenga is a Japanese (the horn dogs strike again) company that makes masterbatory aids. The VR Tenga is a virtual reality, uh game? It takes place in the first person like Call of Duty or Doom except this time you’re
People.com Posts Beautiful Obituary for Living Kirk Douglas
Have you ever entered a Celebrity Death Pool? I have and I know the stress of being behind when it’s getting late in the year. You need someone else to kick the bucket so what do you do? Well, a staffer
People.com Posts Beautiful Obituary for Living Kirk Douglas
Have you ever entered a Celebrity Death Pool? I have and I know the stress of being behind when it’s getting late in the year. You need someone else to kick the bucket so what do you do? Well, a staffer
“Jerk” Pig Poops on Plane Ruining When Pigs Fly Joke
When do pigs fly? The day before Thanksgiving as it turns out! Well almost. I can’t get a water bottle by TSA but apparently a Connecticut woman was able to get a pig through claiming it was for “emotional support”.
“Jerk” Pig Poops on Plane Ruining When Pigs Fly Joke
When do pigs fly? The day before Thanksgiving as it turns out! Well almost. I can’t get a water bottle by TSA but apparently a Connecticut woman was able to get a pig through claiming it was for “emotional support”.
Grumpy Cat gets a Christmas movie
Just when you thought Hollywood had run out of ideas the Cinematic Recovery by Acting Pets or CRAP have come to the rescue. Internet meme, Grumpy Cat extends his already overly extended fame in this Christmas tale that is sure to
Grumpy Cat gets a Christmas movie
Just when you thought Hollywood had run out of ideas the Cinematic Recovery by Acting Pets or CRAP have come to the rescue. Internet meme, Grumpy Cat extends his already overly extended fame in this Christmas tale that is sure to
Mike Tyson’s Ex-Girlfriend Ate His Pet Pigeon
You know the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Mike Tyson, Grammy/Academy award winning singer/actor (see Hangover franchise), recently told People Magazine that one of his ex-girlfriends cooked and ate one of his pet pigeons right in
Mike Tyson’s Ex-Girlfriend Ate His Pet Pigeon
You know the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Mike Tyson, Grammy/Academy award winning singer/actor (see Hangover franchise), recently told People Magazine that one of his ex-girlfriends cooked and ate one of his pet pigeons right in
Sexually Rejected Flies Drown Their Sorrows in Booze Too!
Ladies, it’s science… and now we can prove it. When you don’t put out, it causes men to drink. Neurogeneticists, Troy Zars and Galit Shohat-Ophir (my ability to find incredible names strikes again), studied 24 male flies and 20 female flies in
Sexually Rejected Flies Drown Their Sorrows in Booze Too!
Ladies, it’s science… and now we can prove it. When you don’t put out, it causes men to drink. Neurogeneticists, Troy Zars and Galit Shohat-Ophir (my ability to find incredible names strikes again), studied 24 male flies and 20 female flies in
Hyundai Apologizes for Suicide Advertisement
Congrats on making Most Amazingest twice already Hyundai. You make it easy to write stupid blog posts. Hyundai recently released a viral ad for their new ix35 zero emissions vehicle showing a man failing to commit suicide by locking himself
Hyundai Apologizes for Suicide Advertisement
Congrats on making Most Amazingest twice already Hyundai. You make it easy to write stupid blog posts. Hyundai recently released a viral ad for their new ix35 zero emissions vehicle showing a man failing to commit suicide by locking himself
Bunny Rabbits Compete in Rabbit Showjumping
The Swedish are known for massages, their bikini team, taking $180 million from Tiger Woods and now this! Introducing Kaninhop! Kaninhop is a rabbit showjumping competition similar to what horses and dogs do on Purinas Incredible Dog Challenge (If you
Bunny Rabbits Compete in Rabbit Showjumping
The Swedish are known for massages, their bikini team, taking $180 million from Tiger Woods and now this! Introducing Kaninhop! Kaninhop is a rabbit showjumping competition similar to what horses and dogs do on Purinas Incredible Dog Challenge (If you
Jesus appears from fabric softener stain
The Lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes it is in the form of spilled fabric softener on a T-Shirt. Martin Andrews of the UK (notorious binge drinkers), showed his mates his ruined shirt and they agreed the image appeared to
Jesus appears from fabric softener stain
The Lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes it is in the form of spilled fabric softener on a T-Shirt. Martin Andrews of the UK (notorious binge drinkers), showed his mates his ruined shirt and they agreed the image appeared to
Baby sold on Facebook in India
There’s a lot of insensitive assholes out there… Trump, Daniel Tosh, Sarah Silverman, me, but no one is anywhere near these people. An Indian grandfather sold his daughters baby at birth, telling her it was stillborn, to a hospital nurse
Baby sold on Facebook in India
There’s a lot of insensitive assholes out there… Trump, Daniel Tosh, Sarah Silverman, me, but no one is anywhere near these people. An Indian grandfather sold his daughters baby at birth, telling her it was stillborn, to a hospital nurse
Dog eats and poops out $500. Government may replace the cash.
Wayne Klinkel of Montana left his dog Sundance in the car for 45 minutes during a recent stop to his daughters house. During this time Sundance chowed down on 5 hundred dollar bills that were in the cars center console.
Dog eats and poops out $500. Government may replace the cash.
Wayne Klinkel of Montana left his dog Sundance in the car for 45 minutes during a recent stop to his daughters house. During this time Sundance chowed down on 5 hundred dollar bills that were in the cars center console.
Amish Mafia boss denied parole
Sam Mullet Sr. is the anti definition of business in the front, party in the back. He is convicted of hate crimes of cutting the hair and beards of his fellow Amish people. This Amish Don Corleone was denied parole today
Amish Mafia boss denied parole
Sam Mullet Sr. is the anti definition of business in the front, party in the back. He is convicted of hate crimes of cutting the hair and beards of his fellow Amish people. This Amish Don Corleone was denied parole today
Gambling nun loses $128k in stolen church money
Sister Mary Ann Rapp likes to gamble. Unfortunately Sister Rapp took it to extremes though by filling up her own collection basket with over $128k of stolen church money over the course of 5 years. Judge James Punch (love the
Gambling nun loses $128k in stolen church money
Sister Mary Ann Rapp likes to gamble. Unfortunately Sister Rapp took it to extremes though by filling up her own collection basket with over $128k of stolen church money over the course of 5 years. Judge James Punch (love the
Hyundai’s Segway killer is here
Ever since Samsung gunned down the iPhone companies have tried desperately to do the same thing to the Segway in the highly-touted, immensely popular, personal mobility industry. So take a good look at all the Segways around you today and
Hyundai’s Segway killer is here
Ever since Samsung gunned down the iPhone companies have tried desperately to do the same thing to the Segway in the highly-touted, immensely popular, personal mobility industry. So take a good look at all the Segways around you today and
Google Glass won’t be accompanying you into the strip club
Google Glass, the wearable eyeglass computer thingy’s are on the final road to being released. Unfortunately, strip clubs are not going to allow them which does’t make any sense at all. The worry is that these dorky headsets are going
Google Glass won’t be accompanying you into the strip club
Google Glass, the wearable eyeglass computer thingy’s are on the final road to being released. Unfortunately, strip clubs are not going to allow them which does’t make any sense at all. The worry is that these dorky headsets are going
Hyperbaric Chambers for “pampered” dogs
Ahhh the Japanese. From their used panty vending machines to their game shows this is another fine invention. Hyperbaric chambers for “pampering” dogs at doggy spas. The claim is the 100% oxygen chamber gives them energy and keeps them refreshed but
Hyperbaric Chambers for “pampered” dogs
Ahhh the Japanese. From their used panty vending machines to their game shows this is another fine invention. Hyperbaric chambers for “pampering” dogs at doggy spas. The claim is the 100% oxygen chamber gives them energy and keeps them refreshed but
Cookie Monster arrested in Times Square for scuffling with a 2-year old over $2
Oh where to begin… Osvaldo Quiroz-Lopez is a 33-year old man dressing up like the Cookie Monster in Times Square (That’s not the sad part yet). Osvaldo, let’s call him Oz got angry at a mother and shoved her 2-year
Cookie Monster arrested in Times Square for scuffling with a 2-year old over $2
Oh where to begin… Osvaldo Quiroz-Lopez is a 33-year old man dressing up like the Cookie Monster in Times Square (That’s not the sad part yet). Osvaldo, let’s call him Oz got angry at a mother and shoved her 2-year
Steroid juicing ferrets disguised and sold as poodles
An Argentine man wanted to buy two poodles (not sure why) and was duped when he tried to cut corners and pay only $150 each. It turns out you get what you pay for especially when making your animal purchases
Steroid juicing ferrets disguised and sold as poodles
An Argentine man wanted to buy two poodles (not sure why) and was duped when he tried to cut corners and pay only $150 each. It turns out you get what you pay for especially when making your animal purchases
Phil Jackson tweets magic!
I could really care less about Twitter until now… Get a larger than life ego with no computer skills and it’s fun. Ambien Phil’s first tweet “11 champ;ipnsikp[ ringhs” was just missing “b;tch]” at the end of it. That’ll show
Phil Jackson tweets magic!
I could really care less about Twitter until now… Get a larger than life ego with no computer skills and it’s fun. Ambien Phil’s first tweet “11 champ;ipnsikp[ ringhs” was just missing “b;tch]” at the end of it. That’ll show
RIP… in a Pringles can
This old news was brought to my attention by a “Weirdest Wills” article on MSN. I have to pay my 5 year too late respects because of my love for Pringles. Fredric Baur was a proud man and the inventor
RIP… in a Pringles can
This old news was brought to my attention by a “Weirdest Wills” article on MSN. I have to pay my 5 year too late respects because of my love for Pringles. Fredric Baur was a proud man and the inventor
Americans who think soccer is gay have the wrong impression
As an American soccer fan I am always pulling for the sport to gain popularity. Some Americans think it is gay with all the dives and hair styles most of us won’t see until 2014. But Adidas is out to
Americans who think soccer is gay have the wrong impression
As an American soccer fan I am always pulling for the sport to gain popularity. Some Americans think it is gay with all the dives and hair styles most of us won’t see until 2014. But Adidas is out to
Linsanity doesn’t want your stereotyping
By now we all know that Jeremy Lin is a good basketball player. He feels strongly though that he missed out on a college basketball scholarship and/or early NBA draft pick because of Asian stereotypes. No, not the small penis
Linsanity doesn’t want your stereotyping
By now we all know that Jeremy Lin is a good basketball player. He feels strongly though that he missed out on a college basketball scholarship and/or early NBA draft pick because of Asian stereotypes. No, not the small penis
Remember the Most Amazingest Jet Blue, Two Beer emergency sliding, Gay guy resignation ever?
Yeah this guy Steven Slater! Man I wish I was blogging when Stevo decided to tell the passengers on his Jet Blue flight to F-off, he was quitting, grabbed two beers and then opened the emergency slide to make his
Remember the Most Amazingest Jet Blue, Two Beer emergency sliding, Gay guy resignation ever?
Yeah this guy Steven Slater! Man I wish I was blogging when Stevo decided to tell the passengers on his Jet Blue flight to F-off, he was quitting, grabbed two beers and then opened the emergency slide to make his
British PM Cameron saves drowning sheep
British PM David Cameron took a page out of the Tom Cruise Superman book and rescued a life recently. A sheep was stuck deep in mud trying to go after her two lambs and he jumped in after. Some English
British PM Cameron saves drowning sheep
British PM David Cameron took a page out of the Tom Cruise Superman book and rescued a life recently. A sheep was stuck deep in mud trying to go after her two lambs and he jumped in after. Some English
Used brothel equipment up for auction
What’s better than spicing up your relationship with new bondage equipment? Buying used bondage equipment so you know it works! The famous brothel Salon Kitty in Sydney recently shut its doors and rather than selling their old bondage equipment at
Used brothel equipment up for auction
What’s better than spicing up your relationship with new bondage equipment? Buying used bondage equipment so you know it works! The famous brothel Salon Kitty in Sydney recently shut its doors and rather than selling their old bondage equipment at
Boyfriend Snuggle Pillow
Have you been feeling a little lonely lately? Sex toys only want one thing and sometimes you’re just not in the mood. That’s where the Boyfriend Snuggle Pillow comes in. He’s not going to try and force himself on you
Boyfriend Snuggle Pillow
Have you been feeling a little lonely lately? Sex toys only want one thing and sometimes you’re just not in the mood. That’s where the Boyfriend Snuggle Pillow comes in. He’s not going to try and force himself on you
Dogs in pantyhose
Okay… okay… so we previously reported how gay marriage may lead to you marrying your dog and we mocked it (see: Gay Marriage is going to make you have sex with your dog). This latest news, however is giving us
Dogs in pantyhose
Okay… okay… so we previously reported how gay marriage may lead to you marrying your dog and we mocked it (see: Gay Marriage is going to make you have sex with your dog). This latest news, however is giving us
Gay Marriage is going to make you have sex with your dog
Rep, Louis Gohmert (R-Texas … go figure) argues that gay marriage should not be legal because it is the gateway sex to bestiality… or something like that. His argument gets interesting when he says gay marriage will lead to husbands marrying
Gay Marriage is going to make you have sex with your dog
Rep, Louis Gohmert (R-Texas … go figure) argues that gay marriage should not be legal because it is the gateway sex to bestiality… or something like that. His argument gets interesting when he says gay marriage will lead to husbands marrying
Plus size ladies rockin’ Manatee Grey
Target is now offering “plus size” dresses in Manatee Grey. While some might think it is a beautiful idea to be one of Gods creatures (see: I’m a Merman Pop!) apparently others take offense to it. In either case, everyone knows
Plus size ladies rockin’ Manatee Grey
Target is now offering “plus size” dresses in Manatee Grey. While some might think it is a beautiful idea to be one of Gods creatures (see: I’m a Merman Pop!) apparently others take offense to it. In either case, everyone knows
“I’m a Merman pop!”
Eric Ducharme is a 22-year old Merman. TLC was the first to introduce us to this fabulous character and his sweet collection of tails. This is the only tail he likes though as Eric tells us his boyfriend is fully supportive
“I’m a Merman pop!”
Eric Ducharme is a 22-year old Merman. TLC was the first to introduce us to this fabulous character and his sweet collection of tails. This is the only tail he likes though as Eric tells us his boyfriend is fully supportive
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