Have you ever entered a Celebrity Death Pool?
I have and I know the stress of being behind when it’s getting late in the year. You need someone else to kick the bucket so what do you do?
Well, a staffer at People.com took matters into their own hands and posted an obituary of Kirk Douglas online. Only problem is he’s still alive and closing in on his 98th birthday on December 9th. Obviously this living legend is on borrowed time, but that’s insensitive even to my black little heart. Okay, okay I’m not sure if that is how this actually went down, but there was no rush to pull down the obituary according to the Twitter news team. Maybe the staffer has insider info or just took this even money gamble to win their pool. Cheater.
The Grim Reaporter: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/kirk-douglas-obituary-published-by-752849
