Robot Handjobs are Coming Soon

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Tenga is a Japanese (the horn dogs strike again) company that makes masterbatory aids.

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The VR Tenga is a virtual reality, uh game? It takes place in the first person like Call of Duty or Doom except this time you’re firing your own gun with its helping hand. (Warning put down plastic or a newspaper or something before playing this game). The demo version shows you engaging an oddly sad avatar woman. The story writers even say they feel empathy for her. Perhaps, even the virtua woman realizes how pathetic you are for using this, but that’s still to be confirmed. So… sad yes, but also STD free. It’s the small victories that count.

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Sales catalog:

Your future when your lady dumps you:  http://motherboard.vice.com/en_ca/blog/real-sex-virtual-reality-oculus-rift-tenga

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