Jade Sylvester of Lincolnshire, England has one roll of toilet paper in the bathroom for eating and one for wiping.
According to Jade, “While I was pregnant I went to the loo (English for ‘the shitter’) and looked at the toilet roll and thought ‘I have to eat that’”. After having 5 children in 8 years, I think Jade could be onto a new form of fertility treatment. The weird eating disorder is called Pica and there is no known cure… except, hiding all the toilet paper. Eating up to one roll per day we can only hope she has a Costco membership. Hopefully she quits soon, because this can cause long term side effects like intestinal blockage, toxins in the blood and friends not allowing you to use their bathrooms at parties. Perhaps TP gum can help her kick the habit.