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Parents Angry Over Controversial Sex-Ed Class

Planned Parenthood teamed up with Acalanes High School in Lafayette, CA and freshman are being taught a new ‘controversial’ form of sex-ed. According to comedy network, Fox News, 13 and 14 years are no longer being taught the old condom on

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Parents Angry Over Controversial Sex-Ed Class

Planned Parenthood teamed up with Acalanes High School in Lafayette, CA and freshman are being taught a new ‘controversial’ form of sex-ed. According to comedy network, Fox News, 13 and 14 years are no longer being taught the old condom on

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Woman Develops Toilet Paper Eating Disorder

Jade Sylvester of Lincolnshire, England has one roll of toilet paper in the bathroom for eating and one for wiping. According to Jade, “While I was pregnant I went to the loo (English for ‘the shitter’) and looked at the toilet

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Woman Develops Toilet Paper Eating Disorder

Jade Sylvester of Lincolnshire, England has one roll of toilet paper in the bathroom for eating and one for wiping. According to Jade, “While I was pregnant I went to the loo (English for ‘the shitter’) and looked at the toilet

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Gas Attack Sickens 19 at Furry Convention

The Midwest FurFest furry convention had to evacuate its 4000 attendees over the weekend in Chicago when a noxious odor started sickening people. Police believe the chlorine powder they discovered was intentionally planted. Is nothing sacred to terrorists? If a man

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Gas Attack Sickens 19 at Furry Convention

The Midwest FurFest furry convention had to evacuate its 4000 attendees over the weekend in Chicago when a noxious odor started sickening people. Police believe the chlorine powder they discovered was intentionally planted. Is nothing sacred to terrorists? If a man

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Indian Man Does Yoga While Riding Motorcycles

In a country of 1.25 billion people it’s hard to stand out. Gugulotu Lachiram has gone from simple farmer to local hero performing his morning yoga routines on his motorcycle. The Darwin Award contender admits this is risky, but it beats making

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Indian Man Does Yoga While Riding Motorcycles

In a country of 1.25 billion people it’s hard to stand out. Gugulotu Lachiram has gone from simple farmer to local hero performing his morning yoga routines on his motorcycle. The Darwin Award contender admits this is risky, but it beats making

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The Bumper Dumper Let’s You Go While on the Go

We’ve all been there. You’re in your car and all of a sudden you have to go the bathroom so bad it can’t wait. And I’m talkin’ #2 not #1. Well introducing the Bumper Dumper! This chick magnet accessory is

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The Bumper Dumper Let’s You Go While on the Go

We’ve all been there. You’re in your car and all of a sudden you have to go the bathroom so bad it can’t wait. And I’m talkin’ #2 not #1. Well introducing the Bumper Dumper! This chick magnet accessory is

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Man Attacks Pregnant Wife with McChicken Sandwich

Marvin Tramaine Hill II of Des Moines does not like McChicken sandwiches. Hill’s pregnant wife woke him from a nap recently with a McDonald’s McChicken sandwich in hand. According to Marvin his wife actually was assaulting him at first because

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Man Attacks Pregnant Wife with McChicken Sandwich

Marvin Tramaine Hill II of Des Moines does not like McChicken sandwiches. Hill’s pregnant wife woke him from a nap recently with a McDonald’s McChicken sandwich in hand. According to Marvin his wife actually was assaulting him at first because

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The Case of 100 Missing Brains

Austin is a great American city with a lively college scene, thriving business environment, fun music festivals and brain trafficking. Yes brain trafficking… kinda. Professor Tim Schallert, or Curator of the Brain Collection (he gets chicks) at UT Austin recently reported

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The Case of 100 Missing Brains

Austin is a great American city with a lively college scene, thriving business environment, fun music festivals and brain trafficking. Yes brain trafficking… kinda. Professor Tim Schallert, or Curator of the Brain Collection (he gets chicks) at UT Austin recently reported

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Double-Barreled ‘Shrimp Cannon’ Cooks Shrimp in 3 Seconds

This will be the coolest thing you see today. Japan’s biggest cell phone carrier NTT Docomo Inc. wants you to know how fast their service is. To demonstrate this they did the obvious thing by creating the most awesome (and only) double-barrel

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Double-Barreled ‘Shrimp Cannon’ Cooks Shrimp in 3 Seconds

This will be the coolest thing you see today. Japan’s biggest cell phone carrier NTT Docomo Inc. wants you to know how fast their service is. To demonstrate this they did the obvious thing by creating the most awesome (and only) double-barrel

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Unauthorized Selfie Sticks are Threathening South Korea

First Kim Jong Un and now this. South Korea is punishing the makers of “knock off” or unauthorized selfie sticks. These are sticks that act as arm extensions to hold your camera phone farther away so you can elevate your

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Unauthorized Selfie Sticks are Threathening South Korea

First Kim Jong Un and now this. South Korea is punishing the makers of “knock off” or unauthorized selfie sticks. These are sticks that act as arm extensions to hold your camera phone farther away so you can elevate your

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Robot Handjobs are Coming Soon

Tenga is a Japanese (the horn dogs strike again) company that makes masterbatory aids. The VR Tenga is a virtual reality, uh game? It takes place in the first person like Call of Duty or Doom except this time you’re

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Robot Handjobs are Coming Soon

Tenga is a Japanese (the horn dogs strike again) company that makes masterbatory aids. The VR Tenga is a virtual reality, uh game? It takes place in the first person like Call of Duty or Doom except this time you’re

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People.com Posts Beautiful Obituary for Living Kirk Douglas

Have you ever entered a Celebrity Death Pool? I have and I know the stress of being behind when it’s getting late in the year. You need someone else to kick the bucket so what do you do? Well, a staffer

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People.com Posts Beautiful Obituary for Living Kirk Douglas

Have you ever entered a Celebrity Death Pool? I have and I know the stress of being behind when it’s getting late in the year. You need someone else to kick the bucket so what do you do? Well, a staffer

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“Jerk” Pig Poops on Plane Ruining When Pigs Fly Joke

When do pigs fly? The day before Thanksgiving as it turns out! Well almost. I can’t get a water bottle by TSA but apparently a Connecticut woman was able to get a pig through claiming it was for “emotional support”.

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“Jerk” Pig Poops on Plane Ruining When Pigs Fly Joke

When do pigs fly? The day before Thanksgiving as it turns out! Well almost. I can’t get a water bottle by TSA but apparently a Connecticut woman was able to get a pig through claiming it was for “emotional support”.

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Grumpy Cat gets a Christmas movie

Just when you thought Hollywood had run out of ideas the Cinematic Recovery by Acting Pets or CRAP have come to the rescue. Internet meme, Grumpy Cat extends his already overly extended fame in this Christmas tale that is sure to

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Grumpy Cat gets a Christmas movie

Just when you thought Hollywood had run out of ideas the Cinematic Recovery by Acting Pets or CRAP have come to the rescue. Internet meme, Grumpy Cat extends his already overly extended fame in this Christmas tale that is sure to

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Mike Tyson’s Ex-Girlfriend Ate His Pet Pigeon

You know the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Mike Tyson, Grammy/Academy award winning singer/actor (see Hangover franchise), recently told People Magazine that one of his ex-girlfriends cooked and ate one of his pet pigeons right in

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Mike Tyson’s Ex-Girlfriend Ate His Pet Pigeon

You know the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Mike Tyson, Grammy/Academy award winning singer/actor (see Hangover franchise), recently told People Magazine that one of his ex-girlfriends cooked and ate one of his pet pigeons right in

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Sexually Rejected Flies Drown Their Sorrows in Booze Too!

Ladies, it’s science… and now we can prove it. When you don’t put out, it causes men to drink. Neurogeneticists, Troy Zars and Galit Shohat-Ophir (my ability to find incredible names strikes again), studied 24 male flies and 20 female flies in

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Sexually Rejected Flies Drown Their Sorrows in Booze Too!

Ladies, it’s science… and now we can prove it. When you don’t put out, it causes men to drink. Neurogeneticists, Troy Zars and Galit Shohat-Ophir (my ability to find incredible names strikes again), studied 24 male flies and 20 female flies in

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Hyundai Apologizes for Suicide Advertisement

Congrats on making Most Amazingest twice already Hyundai. You make it easy to write stupid blog posts. Hyundai recently released a viral ad for their new ix35 zero emissions vehicle showing a man failing to commit suicide by locking himself

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Hyundai Apologizes for Suicide Advertisement

Congrats on making Most Amazingest twice already Hyundai. You make it easy to write stupid blog posts. Hyundai recently released a viral ad for their new ix35 zero emissions vehicle showing a man failing to commit suicide by locking himself

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Bunny Rabbits Compete in Rabbit Showjumping

The Swedish are known for massages, their bikini team, taking $180 million from Tiger Woods and now this! Introducing Kaninhop! Kaninhop is a rabbit showjumping competition similar to what horses and dogs do on Purinas Incredible Dog Challenge (If you

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Bunny Rabbits Compete in Rabbit Showjumping

The Swedish are known for massages, their bikini team, taking $180 million from Tiger Woods and now this! Introducing Kaninhop! Kaninhop is a rabbit showjumping competition similar to what horses and dogs do on Purinas Incredible Dog Challenge (If you

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Jesus appears from fabric softener stain

The Lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes it is in the form of spilled fabric softener on a T-Shirt. Martin Andrews of the UK (notorious binge drinkers), showed his mates his ruined shirt and they agreed the image appeared to

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Jesus appears from fabric softener stain

The Lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes it is in the form of spilled fabric softener on a T-Shirt. Martin Andrews of the UK (notorious binge drinkers), showed his mates his ruined shirt and they agreed the image appeared to

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Baby sold on Facebook in India

There’s a lot of insensitive assholes out there… Trump, Daniel Tosh, Sarah Silverman, me, but no one is anywhere near these people. An Indian grandfather sold his daughters baby at birth, telling her it was stillborn, to a hospital nurse

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Baby sold on Facebook in India

There’s a lot of insensitive assholes out there… Trump, Daniel Tosh, Sarah Silverman, me, but no one is anywhere near these people. An Indian grandfather sold his daughters baby at birth, telling her it was stillborn, to a hospital nurse

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