Category Archives: Animal Kingdom
Gas Attack Sickens 19 at Furry Convention
The Midwest FurFest furry convention had to evacuate its 4000 attendees over the weekend in Chicago when a noxious odor started sickening people. Police believe the chlorine powder they discovered was intentionally planted. Is nothing sacred to terrorists? If a man
Gas Attack Sickens 19 at Furry Convention
The Midwest FurFest furry convention had to evacuate its 4000 attendees over the weekend in Chicago when a noxious odor started sickening people. Police believe the chlorine powder they discovered was intentionally planted. Is nothing sacred to terrorists? If a man
Double-Barreled ‘Shrimp Cannon’ Cooks Shrimp in 3 Seconds
This will be the coolest thing you see today. Japan’s biggest cell phone carrier NTT Docomo Inc. wants you to know how fast their service is. To demonstrate this they did the obvious thing by creating the most awesome (and only) double-barrel
Double-Barreled ‘Shrimp Cannon’ Cooks Shrimp in 3 Seconds
This will be the coolest thing you see today. Japan’s biggest cell phone carrier NTT Docomo Inc. wants you to know how fast their service is. To demonstrate this they did the obvious thing by creating the most awesome (and only) double-barrel
“Jerk” Pig Poops on Plane Ruining When Pigs Fly Joke
When do pigs fly? The day before Thanksgiving as it turns out! Well almost. I can’t get a water bottle by TSA but apparently a Connecticut woman was able to get a pig through claiming it was for “emotional support”.
“Jerk” Pig Poops on Plane Ruining When Pigs Fly Joke
When do pigs fly? The day before Thanksgiving as it turns out! Well almost. I can’t get a water bottle by TSA but apparently a Connecticut woman was able to get a pig through claiming it was for “emotional support”.
Grumpy Cat gets a Christmas movie
Just when you thought Hollywood had run out of ideas the Cinematic Recovery by Acting Pets or CRAP have come to the rescue. Internet meme, Grumpy Cat extends his already overly extended fame in this Christmas tale that is sure to
Grumpy Cat gets a Christmas movie
Just when you thought Hollywood had run out of ideas the Cinematic Recovery by Acting Pets or CRAP have come to the rescue. Internet meme, Grumpy Cat extends his already overly extended fame in this Christmas tale that is sure to
Mike Tyson’s Ex-Girlfriend Ate His Pet Pigeon
You know the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Mike Tyson, Grammy/Academy award winning singer/actor (see Hangover franchise), recently told People Magazine that one of his ex-girlfriends cooked and ate one of his pet pigeons right in
Mike Tyson’s Ex-Girlfriend Ate His Pet Pigeon
You know the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Mike Tyson, Grammy/Academy award winning singer/actor (see Hangover franchise), recently told People Magazine that one of his ex-girlfriends cooked and ate one of his pet pigeons right in
Sexually Rejected Flies Drown Their Sorrows in Booze Too!
Ladies, it’s science… and now we can prove it. When you don’t put out, it causes men to drink. Neurogeneticists, Troy Zars and Galit Shohat-Ophir (my ability to find incredible names strikes again), studied 24 male flies and 20 female flies in
Sexually Rejected Flies Drown Their Sorrows in Booze Too!
Ladies, it’s science… and now we can prove it. When you don’t put out, it causes men to drink. Neurogeneticists, Troy Zars and Galit Shohat-Ophir (my ability to find incredible names strikes again), studied 24 male flies and 20 female flies in
Bunny Rabbits Compete in Rabbit Showjumping
The Swedish are known for massages, their bikini team, taking $180 million from Tiger Woods and now this! Introducing Kaninhop! Kaninhop is a rabbit showjumping competition similar to what horses and dogs do on Purinas Incredible Dog Challenge (If you
Bunny Rabbits Compete in Rabbit Showjumping
The Swedish are known for massages, their bikini team, taking $180 million from Tiger Woods and now this! Introducing Kaninhop! Kaninhop is a rabbit showjumping competition similar to what horses and dogs do on Purinas Incredible Dog Challenge (If you
Dog eats and poops out $500. Government may replace the cash.
Wayne Klinkel of Montana left his dog Sundance in the car for 45 minutes during a recent stop to his daughters house. During this time Sundance chowed down on 5 hundred dollar bills that were in the cars center console.
Dog eats and poops out $500. Government may replace the cash.
Wayne Klinkel of Montana left his dog Sundance in the car for 45 minutes during a recent stop to his daughters house. During this time Sundance chowed down on 5 hundred dollar bills that were in the cars center console.
Hyperbaric Chambers for “pampered” dogs
Ahhh the Japanese. From their used panty vending machines to their game shows this is another fine invention. Hyperbaric chambers for “pampering” dogs at doggy spas. The claim is the 100% oxygen chamber gives them energy and keeps them refreshed but
Hyperbaric Chambers for “pampered” dogs
Ahhh the Japanese. From their used panty vending machines to their game shows this is another fine invention. Hyperbaric chambers for “pampering” dogs at doggy spas. The claim is the 100% oxygen chamber gives them energy and keeps them refreshed but
Steroid juicing ferrets disguised and sold as poodles
An Argentine man wanted to buy two poodles (not sure why) and was duped when he tried to cut corners and pay only $150 each. It turns out you get what you pay for especially when making your animal purchases
Steroid juicing ferrets disguised and sold as poodles
An Argentine man wanted to buy two poodles (not sure why) and was duped when he tried to cut corners and pay only $150 each. It turns out you get what you pay for especially when making your animal purchases
British PM Cameron saves drowning sheep
British PM David Cameron took a page out of the Tom Cruise Superman book and rescued a life recently. A sheep was stuck deep in mud trying to go after her two lambs and he jumped in after. Some English
British PM Cameron saves drowning sheep
British PM David Cameron took a page out of the Tom Cruise Superman book and rescued a life recently. A sheep was stuck deep in mud trying to go after her two lambs and he jumped in after. Some English
Dogs in pantyhose
Okay… okay… so we previously reported how gay marriage may lead to you marrying your dog and we mocked it (see: Gay Marriage is going to make you have sex with your dog). This latest news, however is giving us
Dogs in pantyhose
Okay… okay… so we previously reported how gay marriage may lead to you marrying your dog and we mocked it (see: Gay Marriage is going to make you have sex with your dog). This latest news, however is giving us
