Dog eats and poops out $500. Government may replace the cash.

Wayne Klinkel of Montana left his dog Sundance in the car for 45 minutes during a recent stop to his daughters house. During this time Sundance chowed down on 5 hundred dollar bills that were in the cars center console.

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Dog eats and poops out $500. Government may replace the cash.

Wayne Klinkel of Montana left his dog Sundance in the car for 45 minutes during a recent stop to his daughters house. During this time Sundance chowed down on 5 hundred dollar bills that were in the cars center console.

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Amish Mafia boss denied parole

Sam Mullet Sr. is the anti definition of business in the front, party in the back. He is convicted of hate crimes of cutting the hair and beards of his fellow Amish people. This Amish Don Corleone was denied parole today

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Amish Mafia boss denied parole

Sam Mullet Sr. is the anti definition of business in the front, party in the back. He is convicted of hate crimes of cutting the hair and beards of his fellow Amish people. This Amish Don Corleone was denied parole today

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Gambling nun loses $128k in stolen church money

Sister Mary Ann Rapp likes to gamble. Unfortunately Sister Rapp took it to extremes though by filling up her own collection basket with over $128k of stolen church money over the course of 5 years. Judge James Punch (love the

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Gambling nun loses $128k in stolen church money

Sister Mary Ann Rapp likes to gamble. Unfortunately Sister Rapp took it to extremes though by filling up her own collection basket with over $128k of stolen church money over the course of 5 years. Judge James Punch (love the

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Hyundai’s Segway killer is here

Ever since Samsung gunned down the iPhone companies have tried desperately to do the same thing to the Segway in the highly-touted, immensely popular, personal mobility industry. So take a good look at all the Segways around you today and

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Hyundai’s Segway killer is here

Ever since Samsung gunned down the iPhone companies have tried desperately to do the same thing to the Segway in the highly-touted, immensely popular, personal mobility industry. So take a good look at all the Segways around you today and

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Google Glass won’t be accompanying you into the strip club

Google Glass, the wearable eyeglass computer thingy’s are on the final road to being released. Unfortunately, strip clubs are not going to allow them which does’t make any sense at all. The worry is that these dorky headsets are going

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Google Glass won’t be accompanying you into the strip club

Google Glass, the wearable eyeglass computer thingy’s are on the final road to being released. Unfortunately, strip clubs are not going to allow them which does’t make any sense at all. The worry is that these dorky headsets are going

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Hyperbaric Chambers for “pampered” dogs

Ahhh the Japanese. From their used panty vending machines to their game shows this is another fine invention. Hyperbaric chambers for “pampering” dogs at doggy spas. The claim is the 100% oxygen chamber gives them energy and keeps them refreshed but

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Hyperbaric Chambers for “pampered” dogs

Ahhh the Japanese. From their used panty vending machines to their game shows this is another fine invention. Hyperbaric chambers for “pampering” dogs at doggy spas. The claim is the 100% oxygen chamber gives them energy and keeps them refreshed but

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Cookie Monster arrested in Times Square for scuffling with a 2-year old over $2

Oh where to begin… Osvaldo Quiroz-Lopez is a 33-year old man dressing up like the Cookie Monster in Times Square (That’s not the sad part yet). Osvaldo, let’s call him Oz got angry at a mother and shoved her 2-year

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Cookie Monster arrested in Times Square for scuffling with a 2-year old over $2

Oh where to begin… Osvaldo Quiroz-Lopez is a 33-year old man dressing up like the Cookie Monster in Times Square (That’s not the sad part yet). Osvaldo, let’s call him Oz got angry at a mother and shoved her 2-year

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Steroid juicing ferrets disguised and sold as poodles

An Argentine man wanted to buy two poodles (not sure why) and was duped when he tried to cut corners and pay only $150 each. It turns out you get what you pay for especially when making your animal purchases

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Steroid juicing ferrets disguised and sold as poodles

An Argentine man wanted to buy two poodles (not sure why) and was duped when he tried to cut corners and pay only $150 each. It turns out you get what you pay for especially when making your animal purchases

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Phil Jackson tweets magic!

I could really care less about Twitter until now… Get a larger than life ego with no computer skills and it’s fun. Ambien Phil’s first tweet “11 champ;ipnsikp[ ringhs” was just missing “b;tch]” at the end of it. That’ll show

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Phil Jackson tweets magic!

I could really care less about Twitter until now… Get a larger than life ego with no computer skills and it’s fun. Ambien Phil’s first tweet “11 champ;ipnsikp[ ringhs” was just missing “b;tch]” at the end of it. That’ll show

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RIP… in a Pringles can

This old news was brought to my attention by a “Weirdest Wills” article on MSN. I have to pay my 5 year too late respects because of my love for Pringles. Fredric Baur was a proud man and the inventor

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RIP… in a Pringles can

This old news was brought to my attention by a “Weirdest Wills” article on MSN. I have to pay my 5 year too late respects because of my love for Pringles. Fredric Baur was a proud man and the inventor

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Americans who think soccer is gay have the wrong impression

As an American soccer fan I am always pulling for the sport to gain popularity. Some Americans think it is gay with all the dives and hair styles most of us won’t see until 2014. But Adidas is out to

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Americans who think soccer is gay have the wrong impression

As an American soccer fan I am always pulling for the sport to gain popularity. Some Americans think it is gay with all the dives and hair styles most of us won’t see until 2014. But Adidas is out to

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Linsanity doesn’t want your stereotyping

By now we all know that Jeremy Lin is a good basketball player. He feels strongly though that he missed out on a college basketball scholarship and/or early NBA draft pick because of Asian stereotypes. No, not the small penis

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Linsanity doesn’t want your stereotyping

By now we all know that Jeremy Lin is a good basketball player. He feels strongly though that he missed out on a college basketball scholarship and/or early NBA draft pick because of Asian stereotypes. No, not the small penis

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Remember the Most Amazingest Jet Blue, Two Beer emergency sliding, Gay guy resignation ever?

Yeah this guy Steven Slater! Man I wish I was blogging when Stevo decided to tell the passengers on his Jet Blue flight to F-off, he was quitting, grabbed two beers and then opened the emergency slide to make his

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Remember the Most Amazingest Jet Blue, Two Beer emergency sliding, Gay guy resignation ever?

Yeah this guy Steven Slater! Man I wish I was blogging when Stevo decided to tell the passengers on his Jet Blue flight to F-off, he was quitting, grabbed two beers and then opened the emergency slide to make his

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British PM Cameron saves drowning sheep

British PM David Cameron took a page out of the Tom Cruise Superman book and rescued a life recently. A sheep was stuck deep in mud trying to go after her two lambs and he jumped in after. Some English

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British PM Cameron saves drowning sheep

British PM David Cameron took a page out of the Tom Cruise Superman book and rescued a life recently. A sheep was stuck deep in mud trying to go after her two lambs and he jumped in after. Some English

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Used brothel equipment up for auction

What’s better than spicing up your relationship with new bondage equipment? Buying used bondage equipment so you know it works! The famous brothel Salon Kitty in Sydney recently shut its doors and rather than selling their old bondage equipment at

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Used brothel equipment up for auction

What’s better than spicing up your relationship with new bondage equipment? Buying used bondage equipment so you know it works! The famous brothel Salon Kitty in Sydney recently shut its doors and rather than selling their old bondage equipment at

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Boyfriend Snuggle Pillow

Have you been feeling a little lonely lately? Sex toys only want one thing and sometimes you’re just not in the mood. That’s where the Boyfriend Snuggle Pillow comes in. He’s not going to try and force himself on you

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Boyfriend Snuggle Pillow

Have you been feeling a little lonely lately? Sex toys only want one thing and sometimes you’re just not in the mood. That’s where the Boyfriend Snuggle Pillow comes in. He’s not going to try and force himself on you

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Dogs in pantyhose

Okay… okay… so we previously reported how gay marriage may lead to you marrying your dog and we mocked it (see: Gay Marriage is going to make you have sex with your dog). This latest news, however is giving us

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Dogs in pantyhose

Okay… okay… so we previously reported how gay marriage may lead to you marrying your dog and we mocked it (see: Gay Marriage is going to make you have sex with your dog). This latest news, however is giving us

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Gay Marriage is going to make you have sex with your dog

Rep, Louis Gohmert (R-Texas … go figure) argues that gay marriage should not be legal because it is the gateway sex to bestiality… or something like that. His argument gets interesting when he says gay marriage will lead to husbands marrying

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Gay Marriage is going to make you have sex with your dog

Rep, Louis Gohmert (R-Texas … go figure) argues that gay marriage should not be legal because it is the gateway sex to bestiality… or something like that. His argument gets interesting when he says gay marriage will lead to husbands marrying

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